Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
and i looked up. we had an audience...
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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