I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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