But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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