Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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