So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
