So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
