dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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