Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
They took my balls.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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