Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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