i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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