Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Damn victory sex feels great
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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