So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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