Dual....:-)
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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