I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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