What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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