Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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