If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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