I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
It's shark week go big or go home
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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