have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
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