Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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