im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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