Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
