with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
