Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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