So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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