8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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