forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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