i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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