every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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