3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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