you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
dude. I can hear the air.
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