I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Randomize
