my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
