I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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