Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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