You made me cry and you don't even care
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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