nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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