Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
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