Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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