How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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