My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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