Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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