We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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