11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
my liver is dry heaving
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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