i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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