If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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