i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
