all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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