I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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