so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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