No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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