I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
honey bunches of taint.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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